Mango Shoujo Banana Magica
She jams with love & justice.
She loves Marvel but she's a DC.
Banana is 18, Black like outer space, and currently wiggling to Kennedy.
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hannah amontana
you’re welcome
yeah when you’re an equalist it can be kinda fun
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i wish i was an airplane pilot because at random points during the flight i would go on the intercom and just scream
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An update that requires me to restart my computer is an update that is never getting installed.
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holy fucking shit he’s enormous
Well, yeah, he’s a Frost Giant.
there ain’t no...
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I need to find employment and housing in not-Michigan. But that would require me “networking,” or, possibly even, “having skills.”
And I am not a...
(via tinydragongina)
last night my brother thought it would be really funny to wake me up and tell me he heard someone tapping on the glass of the basement windows and doors so that i was too scared to fall asleep
jokes on him i went outside with boots on from a giant chicken costume and made massive footprints in the dirt outside his window and those doors i can’t wait for him to see it
he’s been crying for like an hour now and my dad thinks he’s nuts this is what you get fucker
(via tinydragongina)
OMGGGG ALWAYS, IM NOT LYINGG HAHAHA
funnest part of day xD
via sodamnrelatable
(via thedarkamethyst)
[Flash 9 is required to listen to audio.]
burdened-with-glorious-purpose:
“As I Walked Out One Evening” by W.H. Auden
Read by Tom Hiddleston.
I just sat here open-mouthed for like 10 minutes before I mustered enough can to reblog this. I know what it is like to be unmade.
He needs to stop reading. His voice was made for that, damn it. Why can’t a professor possess such voice? Subjects would make sense!!!
So I studied Auden last year and this was my favourite poem (as Willis will back me up because I wouldn’t shut up about how beautiful and perfect it was and I’m still having it tattooed once I start University) and then basically this audio came along and now I’m a wreck and ugh I’m sorry but I had to spew
(via tinydragongina)
BARACK
ROCK
SHOOTA
I J SUT TEMREMBNMERED THIS PSOT IAMNFD I IAM AL AUGHIGNG SOFU KCIGNG HARD I DO NTp EVNE KE NWO WHAY IBUTI ’ OGMFG IT’s VKVBKARAJC
brb drawing fanart
holy crap wut
LOL WHYYYYYYYY.
(via elizabun)
Drake
Awwwhhng
Drizzy
Ackhk…………
a red plus a blue makes a purple…..
Two wrongs don’t make a right, but two broken hearts make a circle
Can a hamster find mafuckin love witta gerbil?
Do two cancers make a virgo?
Think I needed to find out…ergo…
I carry errything on my own back……………..turtle
Carry my own baggage with me…..what a fuckin purseload
I been airin out my laudry n I’m still just on the first load
It’s the bane of my existence, mahfucka……….Kurt Co
Shoutouts to my stylists Kyle, Frankie n Gilberto
My heart is like my stage, nigga….full - dress - rehearsals
T-O show a nigga hate sometimes, it’s hurtful
T-Vo Degrassi, mahfuckas, no commercials
Boy I’m poured up, I’m just swirling ma own merlot
Drank so much of that shit boy, I think I need a girdle
But noooooooooooo, don’t make me put ya name in my journal
Cos I be catchin BAWDIES like a robin in a wormhole
They said that Aubs was Aubsolete
Aubviously, they was wrong Cos the Aubstacles they tryna put before me only made me strong awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
You don’t want no beef with Aubs, vegan
Pussay niggas comin at me, young Aubstetrician
Boy….consider that ma fuckin Aubservations
Reppin for mah family’s my only Aub-li-gay-shunnnnnn ooooooooohhhhhhhh
I’m. So. Dead.
i love drake idgaf lol
dead.
lmfao holy shit
I wish they would just leave drake alone lmfao
(via karnythia)
Most notes ive ever seen :o lol
OH WE IN HEEEAAA
Up in this biotch!
BLACK AND IM PROUD!
the mediocre gatsby
the decent wall of china
the ok depression
the slightly difficult escape
alexander the average
Alright Expectations
He brought it down and killed it. Respect.
(by BeechcraftMUC)
(via sexiestfoods)
how to summon pigeon satan:
- draw pentagram
- sprinkle bread crumbs over pentagram
ＦＯＯＬＩＳＨ ＭＯＲＴＡＬ ＤＯ ＹＯＵ ＲＥＡＬＬＹ ＴＨＩＮＫ… ＩＳ ＴＨＡＴ ＢＲＥＡＤ
(via geniusbillionaireplayboy)
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